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12 August 2015

Scott Burtness & 'Northwoods Wolfman' @SWBauthor @GoddessFish #horror #humor

Today we have author Scott Burtness visiting. Welcome!

What would you like to tell readers about yourself?
* Scott lives in the Midwest with his wife and their boxer-pitt mix, Frank. He’s a horror, urban fantasy, and dark comedy fan, and also enjoys beer, bowling, karaoke, and rooting for the underdog. After not nearly enough consideration, he decided to write about the things he enjoys. The result was the Monsters in the Midwest series.

A look into...

~ Blurb ~
* When Dallas is recruited by an ancient order of monster hunters, he's more than happy to sign up. The self-proclaimed Hero of Trappersville did kill a bloodthirsty vampire, after all. As far as Dallas is concerned, monsters are monsters, and they have no place in Wisconsin.
* Or do they? And does Dallas really get to choose which side he's on?
* Book Two of the Monsters in the Midwest series.
~ Excerpt ~
* Randall had whistled through his teeth when Dallas answered the door.
* “You look like Batman and Tim the Tool Guy’s D.I.Y. lovechild,” he chuckled. “What are you planning to do with all that stuff?”
* The look Dallas gave Randall was sympathetic.
* “I know you been doing this for a little while, but I can see why Colton’s looking for new help. You gotta be prepared, right? Covert ops? Surgical strike? Get in, get out, get drunk, get laid, that’s how Big D rolls. You think I’m diving into a nest of, a nest of, um. You know, a nest of… Say, what are we hunting, anyway?”
* “Boo hag.”
* “Gesundheit.”
* “No, we’re hunting a boo hag.”
* “Doo rag?”
* “No, boo hag, you twit. Kinda like a vampire, but they eat life force from breath, not blood. Sometimes mistaken for skin walkers since they don’t have skin of their own and are fond of taking someone else’s to wear for a bit.”
* Dallas nodded authoritatively. “Well, that just proves my point. You think I’m diving into a nest of boo hags with nothing but my sunny disposition?”
Buy Northwoods Wolfman here...
Find Scott Burtness here...
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Thank you for joining us here today, Scott Burtness! It was a pleasure getting to know you and your story.

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Goddess Fish Promotions said...

Thanks for hosting!

Scott Burtness said...

Thanks for inviting me!

Rita said...

Sounds like a great read.

Victoria Alexander said...

I loved the excerpt! I'm looking forward to reading the series :)

Betty Woodrum said...

Great excerpt~love the cover! Thank you for sharing!

Ree Dee said...

I loved the excerpt! Thank you for the post and the giveaway!

Scott Burtness said...

Thanks everyone for the kind words :-) Glad the excerpt and cover piqued your interest, and I hope you enjoy the book!