What would you like to tell readers about yourself?
* Tamsin Flowers loves to write light-hearted erotica, often with a twist in the tail/tale and a sense of fun. In the words of one reviewer, 'Ms Flowers has a way of describing sexual tension that forces itself upon your own body.' Her stories have appeared in a wide variety of anthologies and she is now graduating to novellas with the intention to pen her magnum opus in the very near future. In the meantime, like most erotica writers, she finds herself working on at least ten stories at once: while she figures out whose leg belongs in which story, you can find out more about her at the links below.
What book are you going to tell us about today?
* My new collection of short zombie erotica - Zombie Erotoclypse.
How'd you/your muse come up with this story?
* First off, I have to admit to being a great fan of ‘The Walking Dead’ and, let’s face it, zombies are hot these days - big on television, big in the multiplexes and now they even have their own erotica genre! Most of the time as an erotica writer, I’m writing stories to fulfill editors’ calls for submissions and that means someone else has chosen the theme or direction in which the story needs to go. By putting together my own collection of short stories I put myself in the editor’s chair - the driving seat, so to speak. I decided to try something that would fun and altogether different from anything I’d written to date - and voila! - Zombie Erotoclypse was born...
Describe the hero in five words.
* Ah - with a collection of short stories, I’ve got several heroes to choose from! Here are five words that describe John, the hero of I was a Teenage Zombie Virgin: Cute, flesh-eating, kind-hearted, inarticulate, horny
Describe the heroine in five words.
* For this one, I’m going to choose Emma, the non-zombie heroine of Bar the Door: Brave, strong, beautiful, terrified, good with a gun
Who's your favorite character in the book & why?
* That’s tough because with five separate stories, there are so many characters to choose from. But, when it comes to zombies, I would have to choose John from I was a Teenage Zombie Virgin. If you remember how hard it was to be a teenager, try to imagine what it must be like if you’re a zombie as well. He’s a sweet boy in a tough situation and he doesn’t disappoint! Out of the humans, I would have to go for Marsha in Red Hot Zombie Cock. Not only does she have to contend with a city full of zombies on her doorstep, she also has to put up with the antics of her cousin Skylar who couldn’t be more irresponsible or reckless when it comes to dealing with the undead hoards...
What's your favorite line in the story?
* This line comes from Red Hot Zombie Cock, as Skylar is trying to persuade Marsha to come out to a zombie sex club: “I know where you can get some red hot zombie cock. Water your dry spell with a biter.”
A look into the story
* Have you ever wondered whether zombies have sex? Fall in love? Lust after humans? The five stories in this red hot collection of zombie erotica will answer all these questions and more. If you thought it was tough being a teenage virgin, try it zombie style or why not take a visit to the club where humans get to have their wicked way with hot young zombies - for a price... Meet the Peeping Zom, who develops an obsession with a hot human blonde. And who looks after new zombies and teaches them the art of zombie love-making?
* Tamsin Flowers has written a collection of always entertaining and sometimes thought provoking erotic zombie shorts which will teach you one thing at least - zombies have the best sex!
* In a pool of bright white light there's a small stage. On it, attached to two St Andrew's crosses against the wall, are a male and a female zombie. Their wrists and ankles are shackled with wide metal cuffs and their jaws are muzzled. Other than that, they're both completely naked. I've never seen naked zombies before but these two have all the required body parts and, though their skin is already grey tinged, they can't have been zombies long as there are no real signs of decay. Their heads are thrashing and both of them are roaring with zombie blood lust. But what really catches my eye is the male zombie's cock. It's erect and it's huge, bouncing up against his stomach as he writhes against his restraints. I'm shocked to feel the familiar tug of longing deep down inside as my muscles clench. It must be the bourbon and the fact that I haven't had sex in a while. It's not as if I'm going to find a zombie in any way sexy.
* The crowd's baying almost as loud as the zombies and suddenly Honey appears, standing between the two crosses. She has a mike in her hand and her hips pulse with the beat of the music. Some of the guys at the front yell their appreciation and whistle. She smiles back at them and holds up her hand for quiet. An unseen DJ turns down the music.
* "Come and get it," she whispers, her throaty voice making the words incredibly sexy.
* The spectators respond with a roar.
* "Who wants to try out this bad boy here," she says, running a finger tip down the male zombie's chest, "and this hot young thing?" She tweaks one of the female zombie's nipples, making her hiss behind her muzzle. "Just one lucky guy and one lucky girl. That's all I'm looking for tonight."
Buy Zombie Erotoclypse here...
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Thank you for joining us here today, Tamsin Flowers! It was a pleasure getting to know you and your story.